Yo mama is so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama is so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama is so dark that when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.

Yo mama is so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

Yo mama is so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee.

Yo mama is so dark that when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights.

Yo mama is so dark that she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars… except when she smiles.

Yo mama is so dark that she could show up naked to a funeral.

Yo mama is so dark that when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants.

Yo mama is so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama is so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama is so dark that she bleeds molasses.

Yo mama is so dark that she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo mama is so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.

Yo mama is so dark that her ass looks like two tires.

Yo mama is so dark that when she smiles at night she looks like a pack of floating Chicklets.

Yo mama is so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper.

Yo mama is so dark that her nickname is midnight.

Yo mama is so dark that she makes asphalt look grey.

Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.