Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama so fat, she got hit by a parked car!

Yo Mama so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo Mama so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo Mama so fat, she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo Mama so fat, everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo Mama so fat, she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo Mama so fat, the Aids quilt wouldn’t cover her

Yo Mama so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo Mama so fat, she’s on both sides of the family!

Yo Mama so fat, she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo Mama so fat, when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo Mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people say “Taxi!”

Yo Mama so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo Mama so fat, that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo Mama so fat, she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo Mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo Mama so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo Mama so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo Mama so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo Mama so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo Mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo Mama so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo Mama so fat, when she back up she beep.

Yo Mama so fat, when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!

Yo Mama so fat, when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo Mama so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo Mama so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo Mama so fat, she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo Mama so fat, when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Yo Mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo Mama so fat, she’s on both sides of the family!

Yo Mama so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo Mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo Mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Yo Mama so fat, she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo Mama so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo Mama so fat, that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo Mama so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo Mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo Mama so fat, she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo Mama so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo Mama so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo Mama so fat, I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo Mama so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo Mama so fat, she influences the tides.

Yo Mama so fat, that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo Mama so fat, shes on both sides of the family

Yo Mama so fat, she stands in two time zones.

Yo Mama so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo Mama so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo Mama so fat, she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo Mama so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.

Yo Mama so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!

Yo Mama so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!

Yo Mama so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.

Yo Mama so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo Mama so fat, when I yell “Kool-Aid,” she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo Mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mama so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo Mama so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo Mama so fat, she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo Mama so fat, her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo Mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo Mama so fat, were in her right now

Yo Mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise

Yo Mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo Mama so fat, she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo Mama so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

Yo Mama so fat, when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Yo Mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

Yo Mama so fat, she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo Mama so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo Mama so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo Mama so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo Mama so fat, when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo Mama so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

Yo Mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo Mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington’s nose.

Yo Mama so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo Mama so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo Mama so fat, she wakes up in sections!

Yo Mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo Mama so fat, she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo Mama so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo Mama so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo Mama so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo Mama so fat, even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo Mama so fat, the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

Yo Mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo Mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

Yo Mama so fat, her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo Mama so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo Mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo Mama so fat, when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

Yo Mama so fat, her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo Mama so fat, she’s got her own area code!

Yo Mama so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo Mama so fat, God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!

Yo Mama so fat, NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama is so fat, her feet never get wet when she takes a shower!

Yo mama is so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama is so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

Yo mama is so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama is so fat, she has more rolls then the Michelin man.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama is so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama is so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Yo mama is so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.

Yo mama is so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.

Yo mama is so fat, her driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”

Yo mama is so fat, that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..

Yo mama is so fat, her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama is so fat, when you slap her leg you can ride the wave.

Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn’t pose for pictures, she poses for posters.

Yo mama is so fat she makes a fat boy look like Nicole Richie.

Yo mama is so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama is so fat, the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

Yo mama is so fat she is the only person I know that can play hide and go seek with her bellybutton!

Yo mama is so fat, she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama is so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo mama is so fat, that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama is so fat, that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo mama is is so fat that when god said,” Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!

Yo mama is so fat, she wears two watches — one for each time zone!

Yo mama is so fat, she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama is so fat, she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama is so fat, it took me 5 years to get to the other side!

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama is so fat, people need a map just to go around her.

Yo mama is so fat, belt size is the titled the “Equator”.

Yo mama is so fat, she makes a sumo wrestler look like Lindsey Lohan.

Yo mama is so fat, she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama is so fat, she holds up her stockings with hula-hoops.

Yo mama is so fat she puts mayonaise on her diet pills!

Yo mama is so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama is so fat, she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama is so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: “Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama”

Yo mama is so fat big, that they had to change “One size fits all” to “One size fits most”

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama is so fat, she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.

Yo mama is so fat, sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama is so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to “Get the f*** off.”

Yo mama is so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world.

Yo mama is so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her

Yo mama is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo mama is so fat, her tumors get lost in the dark, sweaty abyss of her stomach.

Yo mama is so fat, China keeps shouting for her to “stop stomping around up there.”

Yo mama is so fat, her fingers have cottage cheese.

Yo mama is so fat she has more rolls then the town’s bakery.

Yo mama is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.