Yo mama is so greasy that she’s labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.

Yo mama is so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

Yo mama is so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama is so greasy that you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.

Yo mama is so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama is so greasy that she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.

Yo mama is so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama is so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam…and has a full time job at the ‘Pancake Palace’ wiping pancakes across her forhead.

Yo mama is so greasy that if Crisco had a football team, she’d be the mascot.

Yo mama is so greasy her freckles slipped off.

Yo mama is so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid.

Yo mama is so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.