Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.

Yo mama is so hairy that Jane Goodall follows her around.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip that she braids it.

Yo mama is so hairy that when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.

Yo mama is so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama is so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama is so hairy that they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

Yo mama is so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama is so hairy that she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama is so hairy that people run up to her and say “Chewbacca, can I get your autograph?”

Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo mama is so hairy that her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo mama is so hairy that she got a trim and lost 20 pounds.

Yo mama is so hairy that if she could fly she’d look like a magic carpet.

Yo mama is so hairy that she shaves with a weedwacker.

Yo mama is so hairy that if you shaved her legs, you could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.