Yo mama is so old that she farts out mummy dust.

Yo mama is so old that she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama is so old that she farts out mummy dust.

Yo mama is so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama is so old that she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Yo mama is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama is so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo mama is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama is so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama is so old that she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama is so old that she DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party.

Yo mama is so old that she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama is so old that she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo mama is so old that her memory is in black and white.