Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so poor that her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it.

Yo mama is so poor that the bank repossesed her cardboard box.

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama is so poor that when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said “Spagetti.”

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama is so poor that she can’t even afford to go to the free clinic.

Yo mama is so poor that when yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.

Yo mama is so poor that I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said “Who’s tearing down the drapes?”

Yo mama is so poor that I stepped on her skateboard and she said “Hey, get off the car!”

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Yo mama is so poor that she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip.

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama is so poor that after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said, “Who turned off the lights?”

Yo mama is so poor that burglars break in and leave money.

Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said “3rd tree to your right.”

Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.

Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo mama is so poor that I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said “Hey miss, lost a shoe?” she said “Nope, just found one!”

Yo mama is so poor that I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said “Who knocked?”

Yo mama is so poor that she can’t even put her two cents in this conversation.

Yo mama is so poor that I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.

Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

Yo mama is so poor that she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Yo mama is so poor that the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it.

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

Yo mama is so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama is so poor that she married young just to get the rice!

Yo mama is so poor that when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said “Don’t use the good china!”

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Remodeling.”

Yo mama is so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge.