Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama is so short that she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama is so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

Yo mama is so short that she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama is so short that she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

Yo mama is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama is so short that she can limbo under the door.

Yo mama is so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama is so short she models for trophys.

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo mama is so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama is so short that she does pull-ups on a staple.

Yo mama is so short that her homies are the Keebler Elfs.

Yo mama is so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama is so short that when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

Yo mama is so short that she can do push-ups under the door.

Yo mama is so short that when I was dissin’ her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.