Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo Mama so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!

Yo Mama so stupid, you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo Mama so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo Mama so stupid, she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo Mama so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

Yo Mama so stupid, that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo Mama so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo Mama so stupid, she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo Mama so stupid, that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo Mama so stupid, she asked you “What is the number for 911″

Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo Mama so stupid, she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo Mama so stupid, she stole free bread.

Yo Mama so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

Yo Mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo Mama so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo Mama so stupid, she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo Mama so stupid, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo Mama so stupid, she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo Mama so stupid, she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo Mama so stupid, that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo Mama so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said “Press any key to continue”, she couldn’t find the Any key.

Yo Mama so stupid, she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

Yo Mama so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo Mama so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo Mama so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo Mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo Mama so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo Mama so stupid, when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo Mama so stupid, that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo Mama so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo Mama so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.

Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.

Yo Mama so stupid, it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo Mama so stupid, it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.

Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo Mama so stupid, she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World - Left” so she went home.

Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said “Will eat for food.”

Yo Mama so stupid, was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.

Yo Mama so stupid, she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N’-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo Mama so stupid, it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo Mama so stupid, she thought gangrene was another golf course.

Yo Mama so stupid, that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.