Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has a short arm and can’t applaude.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo Mama so ugly, we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo Mama so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo Mama so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo Mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

Yo Mama so ugly, they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo Mama so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo Mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Yo Mama so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo Mama so ugly, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower

Yo Mama so ugly, even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo Mama so ugly, they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo Mama so ugly, she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo Mama so ugly, she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo Mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo Mama so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo Mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo Mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo Mama so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo Mama so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo Mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo Mama so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo Mama so ugly, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

Yo Mama so ugly, Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

Yo Mama so ugly, for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo Mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo Mama so ugly, The NHL banned her for life

Yo Mama so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

Yo Mama so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo Mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

Yo Mama so ugly, if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!

Yo Mama so ugly, she made an onion cry!

Yo Mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo Mama so ugly, she scares the roaches away.

Yo Mama so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints